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May 31

The Leave Applications

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See , how people write leave Applications.


It’s murder of English language. But Too Funny.


Just Read It.


The Leave Applications; )

· Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:



“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave.”



·
This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:



“as I want to shave my son’s head , please leave me for two days…”


· Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
“as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week’s leave..”



· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave.”



· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave”



· An incident of a leave letter:
“I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday..”



· A leave letter to the headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”



· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
“As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day.”



· Covering note:
“I am enclosed herewith…”



· Letter writing:-
“I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.”



· A candidate’s job application:
“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female’… As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post..

One Response to “The Leave Applications”

  1. Reginald Rell Says:
    March 8th, 2010 at 9:14 pm

    I respect the determination you place into your weblog. I wish I had similar drive :)

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